$39.95

These badass Savage Patriot skull board shorts with the Constitution on it will definitely trigger liberals. These shorts are awesome. Skull pattern with the Constitution is on the front and back. Roam the home, go swimming in liberal tears, drink whiskey, shoot guns, lift heavy, or even go trick or triggering with these bad boys!  

 

 Savage Patriot water mark is not on the actual shorts (obviously)  
• 96% polyester, 4% elastane
• Fabric weight: 5 oz/yd² (169.5 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• 6.5’’ inseam
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets