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USA All Day 5.5" Stretch Swim Shorts

These USA swim shorts are a must have! With built in 100$ spandex briefs you can go from the gym to a swim! Our inside briefs have a star pattern and on the right a monkey giving anyone the middle finger if they aren't about USA all day! These patriotic swim shorts are funny and functional! These 4-way stretch swim shorts are one of a kind! A major head turner for sure. The monkey giving you the bird is what makes these shorts! People will be asking you all the time where you picked these bad boys up. You can squat in these, shoot guns, drink whisky, swim, save a puppy, get a girls number, and piss off libtards. You name it you can do them in these! Our swim shorts are lined buttery soft spandex lining that your balls will thank you for. These men's swim trunks will look great at the beach, pool, bar, or lounging around the house. Great swimming trunks for almost anything you want to do in them. Surf, pool, volleyball, go swimming. If you are planning a vacation and are looking for some cool swim trunks that stretch these are it! Chill in style poolside, at the beach, in the cabana or even at brunch. We back the blue, love our country and represent American values. What better way to look cool and represent your American pride! Great father's day gift or rock these on 4th of July or Memorial day barbecuing and drinking! If you like Chubbies swim shorts you will love these. Our 5.5" patriotic USA flag swim shorts sit above the knees to always give you that classy look no matter what you are doing.  We also have USA flag swim shorts, 2a apparel, American pride clothing, back the blue face masks, patriotic jerseys for patriots and a full line of 2nd amendment jerseys as well.

  • MATERIAL - 100% Stretch Polyester Material. Back Pocket For Storage.
  • MADE to LAST - Water Repellent With 100% Spandex Lining, Elastic Waistband With A Flat Drawstring. Quick Dry Boardshorts.
  • ACTIVITY - These stretch swim shorts can be worn at a pool, gym, bar, party, beach, for vacation and swimming. Play beach sports with them like volleyball, beer pong etc.
  • DESIGN - These USA Rocky Allstars swim shorts are way cool. Bright colors stand out.
  • GREAT GIFT - Men swim shorts for the summer, 4th of july shorts, Father's day or a Christmas Gift. Great patriotic gift for veterans, usmc, military, marines, police officer etc.

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