$34.95

This bad boy has everything you need to show how much of a Savage Patriot you are. Our president and our American flag is enough to trigger and offend any non-patriotic liberal. The detail in person is as good as our freedom. 'Merica! Take it to the beach, put it in your bathroom, or any place your patriotic heart desires.

• Available in one size: 30”x60”
• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Printed in the USA
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent