If they ask you what you're sipping on, tell them some MAGA juice that's mixed with common sense and logic. MAGA!

 Watermark is not on the actual towel (obviously)
• Available in one size: 30”x60”
• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Printed in the USA
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent