If they ask you what you're sipping on, tell them some MAGA juice that's mixed with common sense and logic. MAGA! All the cool kids are drinking it.

Go running, swimming, weight-lifting, or participate in any other activity that pops in your mind. These shorts won't let you down!

 Savage Patriot water mark is not on the actual shorts (obviously)  
• 96% polyester, 4% elastane
• Fabric weight: 5 oz/yd² (169.5 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• 6.5’’ inseam
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets