It's Cool to MAGA (Savage Edition) Towel. If they ask you what you're sipping on, tell them some MAGA juice that's mixed in with common sense and logic.

 Watermark is not on the actual towel (obviously)
• Available in one size: 30”x60”
• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Printed in the USA
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent