These shorts will either make another Savage Patriot ask you where the hell you got them, or have liberals get offended and triggered; a win-win for everyone! The detail in person is extremely realistic. Roam the home, go swimming in liberal tears, drink whiskey, shoot guns, lift heavy, or even go trick or triggering with these bad boys!
• Savage Patriot water mark is not on the actual shorts (obviously)
• 96% polyester, 4% elastane
• Fabric weight: 5 oz/yd² (169.5 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• 6.5’’ inseam
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets